TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
So glad the Tumblr masses introduced me to Hannibal. It’s just a shame Mads Mikkelsen is ugly and looks like chicken nugget.
pls no h8
HOW WOULD COMPARING SOMEONE TO A CHIKEN NUGGET EVER DETER SOMEONE FROM LIKING IT. HAVE U MET CHICKEN NUGGETS. HAVE U EVER TASTE A NUGGET. CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE MY LIFE. I LIVE FOR THE NUGS. GIMMIE THAT MIKKELNUG IN MAH MOUTH. I WANNA TASTE THAT MUGGET CHICKELSEN
This is the best thing I’ve read tonight.